Oh, man, I totally cackle. I don't mean to, but I honestly do.
And Susanne, my house wouldn't be bad to hit for brushes - my current MAC brush count is 37 (32 full size, 5 SE).
Plus, all the other MAC I own...
Really, though, why on earth would I pause to get a brush if I was busy smearing it over my face? It would be so much more satisfying to get my fingers in it!