Team Boobs

stronqerx

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Originally Posted by kimmy
i wish we had a team junk in the trunk because i'm not very blessed in the northern hemisphere. i wish i was though, because i sure do love me some boobies. wee!

I agree, why is the booty being neglected. Where's team booty?
 

elegant-one

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Originally Posted by BloodMittens
My poor bewbs D:

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just read this...reminded me of a hilarious South Park episode
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kimmy

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Originally Posted by nunu
Are there any bra's outh there which would help "us who are not blessed in that department" get a cleavage?? Is wonderbra really the answer? Push up didn't really work for me.
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fredericks! fredericks! frederickssss!
 

chocolategoddes

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Originally Posted by Blueeyesangel18
Does anyone know if those bra calculators online work I'm too shy to get measured and I'm pretty sure I'm wearing the wrong size

Yeah, get it done by a pro. It makes a HUGE difference.

If you;re too shy to remove your clothing, I'm sure they'll allow you to keep your top on. I mean, what are they gonna do? Kick you out for not showing your boobs?
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Sometime, I envy smaller boobs. I can't wear ANYTHING without a bra.
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OfficerJenny

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Originally Posted by kimmy
fredericks! fredericks! frederickssss!

Fredericks pretty much is the best place for bras.

ever.
 

_Ella_

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Originally Posted by chocolategoddes
Yeah, get it done by a pro. It makes a HUGE difference.

If you;re too shy to remove your clothing, I'm sure they'll allow you to keep your top on. I mean, what are they gonna do? Kick you out for not showing your boobs?
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Sometime, I envy smaller boobs. I can't wear ANYTHING without a bra.
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oh and the pain of finding a nice bikini. I was stupid once and bought a triangle. I still feel te burn in my neck of the straps
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caffn8me

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Originally Posted by OfficerJenny
Fredericks pretty much is the best place for bras.

ever.


No Frederick's here in England
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Will have to check them out when I get back Stateside.

Meanwhile, for Team Boobs fans;

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I so need a t-shirt like that!
 

chocolategoddes

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Quote:
Originally Posted by OfficerJenny
Fredericks pretty much is the best place for bras.

ever.


Why? Do you shop ther? jp :p

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Originally Posted by _Ella_
oh and the pain of finding a nice bikini. I was stupid once and bought a triangle. I still feel te burn in my neck of the straps
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Yeah. I've told this story before but about two years ago, I was bikini shopping and none of the tops fit me AT ALL! All the frustration started to build up on me and I just broke down crying like a little bitch.
Now I just go swimming topless. No tan lines.
jk
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... or am i?
 

CantAffordMAC

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My boobs are huge.

Thats actually not why I came into this thread, I figured this would be the best place to come without starting a whole new topic, because I have a question: (has NOTHING to do with boobs)

I depotted a lot of my eyeshadows, and more recently, all my BBR shadows. Everytime I go to use them with my 239 brush, I get hardly any shadow on the brush, and hardly any shadow on my eye. I use UDPP, I use a 239...I dunno what the problem could be. I use the flat iron depotting method, and Im wondering if maybe the heat kinda made my shadows crust over? Does that make sense?

Thanks in advance guys. Boob talk from me will resume after this
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ohnna-lee

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Quote:
Originally Posted by CantAffordMAC
My boobs are huge.

Thats actually not why I came into this thread, I figured this would be the best place to come without starting a whole new topic, because I have a question: (has NOTHING to do with boobs)

I depotted a lot of my eyeshadows, and more recently, all my BBR shadows. Everytime I go to use them with my 239 brush, I get hardly any shadow on the brush, and hardly any shadow on my eye. I use UDPP, I use a 239...I dunno what the problem could be. I use the flat iron depotting method, and Im wondering if maybe the heat kinda made my shadows crust over? Does that make sense?

Thanks in advance guys. Boob talk from me will resume after this
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I heard on one forum that a girl stuck her NYX shadows in the oven to loosen and they baked. She got no pigment out of them after that.
 

MissResha

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how big do you have to be in order to be a Team Boobster? i'm currently a D cup. And my nipples are constantly hard. do i qualify?
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MissResha

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when i run down the steps really fast, my boobs clap. sounds like someones giving me a standing ovation
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caffn8me

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Originally Posted by MissResha
when i run down the steps really fast, my boobs clap. sounds like someones giving me a standing ovation
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I daren't run up or down stairs for fear of bruising my knees and chin
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MissResha

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how about when you lay down on your back and they roll around your neck and suffocate the shit outta you. *sigh*
 

caffn8me

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I believe that's called "Alien Boob Syndrome" - closely related to "Alien Hand Syndrome" in which a sufferer's hand takes on a "life of its own" and may even strangle the sufferer.

There's a reason I sleep with my head raised on pillows - my boobs don't like climbing uphill!
 

CantAffordMAC

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Originally Posted by ohnna-lee
I heard on one forum that a girl stuck her NYX shadows in the oven to loosen and they baked. She got no pigment out of them after that.

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That couldnt have happened to me...many people use the flat iron method to depot....
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ohnna-lee

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Originally Posted by CantAffordMAC
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That couldnt have happened to me...many people use the flat iron method to depot....
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Believe me, I hope that isn't what happened
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. But it is what I heard from another depoter. I hope someone can give you a solution... (insert praying smiley here)
 
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