Team Boobs
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M.A.C. head.
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My bewbz [Yes...bewbz] suffer from multiple personality disorder.
ohnna-lee
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I have heavy boobs, I used to complain to my girlfriend who had much larger boobs. So finally one day she started squeezing them, and was certain I had implants. Actually I don't, but keep on feeling
so I guess my boobs are difficult to detect, I need constant inspections!
My boobs move a lot when I lay on my back... of course it takes the urging from a partner but they never complain. The boobs feel really nice when cupped in the hands too.
My boobs I guess are active, but need the interaction of another to get the full benefit.
Originally Posted by caffn8me
Meanwhile, back on the subject of boobs, I said mine don't like climbing uphill. I believe it's because they're lazy. So, do folks have active or lazy boobs? |
I have heavy boobs, I used to complain to my girlfriend who had much larger boobs. So finally one day she started squeezing them, and was certain I had implants. Actually I don't, but keep on feeling
My boobs move a lot when I lay on my back... of course it takes the urging from a partner but they never complain. The boobs feel really nice when cupped in the hands too.
My boobs I guess are active, but need the interaction of another to get the full benefit.
M.A.C. head.
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Very.
They are size 42DDD, but that's only because I cannot find a bra bigger than that. LMAO But they think they are nice perky little bewbz, which is why they try to squeeze themselves into smaller tops.
| Originally Posted by caffn8me
Well, dang! That must be confusing 
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Very.
They are size 42DDD, but that's only because I cannot find a bra bigger than that. LMAO But they think they are nice perky little bewbz, which is why they try to squeeze themselves into smaller tops.
ohnna-lee
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I don't believe you... pics please
| Originally Posted by M.A.C. head.
Very. They are size 42DDD, but that's only because I cannot find a bra bigger than that. LMAO But they think they are nice perky little bewbz, which is why they try to squeeze themselves into smaller tops. |
I don't believe you... pics please
MissResha
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ok since it's proven that every single one of us have one boob bigger than the other, which one of ya'lls is the biggest LOL
I'M A RIGHTY! lmao ya'll know the rapper Joe Budden? well he's one of my bff's and he calls my boobs Nicky and Paris....and Paris is the right boob cuz she's bigger than her sister (literally) LOL
I'M A RIGHTY! lmao ya'll know the rapper Joe Budden? well he's one of my bff's and he calls my boobs Nicky and Paris....and Paris is the right boob cuz she's bigger than her sister (literally) LOL
ohnna-lee
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ah, mine aren't that big, but I am a huge fan of boobs! Last time I went bra shopping I was 32D but I have since lost weight. So I am not huge by any means. I have a pic of my boobs on my Facebook. Well one sans bra action and one dude trying to lick them, there was massive alcohol spillage!
| Originally Posted by MissResha
ok since it's proven that every single one of us have one boob bigger than the other, which one of ya'lls is the biggest LOL |
ah, mine aren't that big, but I am a huge fan of boobs! Last time I went bra shopping I was 32D but I have since lost weight. So I am not huge by any means. I have a pic of my boobs on my Facebook. Well one sans bra action and one dude trying to lick them, there was massive alcohol spillage!
caffn8me
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My right boob is probably a full cup size larger than my left. I have to confess I haven't actually named them.
| Originally Posted by MissResha
ok since it's proven that every single one of us have one boob bigger than the other, which one of ya'lls is the biggest LOL I'M A RIGHTY! lmao ya'll know the rapper Joe Budden? well he's one of my bff's and he calls my boobs Nicky and Paris....and Paris is the right boob cuz she's bigger than her sister (literally) LOL |
My right boob is probably a full cup size larger than my left. I have to confess I haven't actually named them.
chocolategoddes
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Lmao! That's happened to me!
If I jump up and down, I can hit myself in the face with them.
I had to quit the jumprope club because of it. I'd keep getting knocked unconcious during double-dutch. lol jp.
| Originally Posted by MissResha
how about when you lay down on your back and they roll around your neck and suffocate the shit outta you. *sigh* |
Lmao! That's happened to me!
If I jump up and down, I can hit myself in the face with them.
I had to quit the jumprope club because of it. I'd keep getting knocked unconcious during double-dutch. lol jp.
M.A.C. head.
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Oh...no...you don't want that...you might get cyber titty slapped.
Titty slapping is not good for anyone involved
| Originally Posted by ohnna-lee
I don't believe you... pics please
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Oh...no...you don't want that...you might get cyber titty slapped.
Titty slapping is not good for anyone involved
MrsMay
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I swear I havent run at all since I was 11 years old and in a B/C cup! That is my policy... no running or jumping for anyone or anything! and if I have to jog for some unknown reason I put my arm across my chest to hold them in place
hubby finds it very amusing
| Originally Posted by caffn8me
I daren't run up or down stairs for fear of bruising my knees and chin
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I swear I havent run at all since I was 11 years old and in a B/C cup! That is my policy... no running or jumping for anyone or anything! and if I have to jog for some unknown reason I put my arm across my chest to hold them in place
MrsMay
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Hmmm.... I dont know honestly... but if I was to guess then I would say my left? but only by a smidgen... might have to get the hubby's opinion on this... brb
| Originally Posted by MissResha
ok since it's proven that every single one of us have one boob bigger than the other, which one of ya'lls is the biggest LOL |
Hmmm.... I dont know honestly... but if I was to guess then I would say my left? but only by a smidgen... might have to get the hubby's opinion on this... brb
ohnna-lee
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I do the same thing.
I had a boyfriend complain that I only did it around the house. "You don't do it when we are out!" What, excuse me, but they are my knockers and I will chose when I want them bouncing to and fro! They aren't huge but they do tend to hurt if I don't have my bra on and take off like a bat out o hell for some strange reason. I can tweak the nipples if it will make you happier
| Originally Posted by MrsMay
I swear I havent run at all since I was 11 years old and in a B/C cup! That is my policy... no running or jumping for anyone or anything! and if I have to jog for some unknown reason I put my arm across my chest to hold them in place
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I do the same thing.
I had a boyfriend complain that I only did it around the house. "You don't do it when we are out!" What, excuse me, but they are my knockers and I will chose when I want them bouncing to and fro! They aren't huge but they do tend to hurt if I don't have my bra on and take off like a bat out o hell for some strange reason. I can tweak the nipples if it will make you happier
ohnna-lee
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Mine doesn't need speed bumps, he is just rude.
love you too honey
| Originally Posted by MrsMay
^^ lol... I even complain to my hubby if he drives over speed bumps too fast... although he has learnt to reach over and hold them in place while he goes over the speed bump
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Mine doesn't need speed bumps, he is just rude.
