There is a strange animal under my bed....

[User49]

Lmao this is the funniest thread I've read in ages! thanks for sharing! Men are useless! what happened to chivalry!? My boyfriend is the same! If I see a spider he can't be bothered! I say get the hoover out have have a poke about!!! xx

 

[User49]

I think that is a really cute little lizard lol! At least it's not a scorpian! And it wont eat your toes! ")

 

[rbella]

I hate him, glitter. I really do. He came waaaayyyy too close to my bare toe for me to give him any love. God, it freaks me out.

 

[lanslady]

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Originally Posted by SkylarV217 Thanks =) I try to convince myself of it daily as I look at all the tan girls in the summer time ;-)

Hey I totally agree. I don't do sun, at all. All the sun I see is when I go out to my car to go somewhere or to get the mail.

I got a 1st and 2nd degree sunburn in 6th grade and since then, I just don't do sun. I tried it a few times, I don't tan, I sizzle.

 

[RaynelleM]

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Originally Posted by duckduck PS. Sorry for the traumatizing picture, but was this the culprit? http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1261/...91e1f7.jpg?v=0 If so, it was a Mediterranean House Gecko common to your area. If it is him, I have at least some good news - he eats "young roaches, grasshoppers, katydids, ants, and other insects," but not people! Hooray! Still creepy tho

It's actually kinda cute ... and really useful to have around the house!! Kinda reminds me of all the lizards it was my “job” to kill when I was little.
Now if that was a moth or any type of flying insect I’d be freaking out … my hoover is kept out at all times to suck ‘em up if the cats don’t get to them first!!

 

[MiCHiE]

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Originally Posted by duckduck PS. Sorry for the traumatizing picture, but was this the culprit? http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1261/...91e1f7.jpg?v=0 If so, it was a Mediterranean House Gecko common to your area. If it is him, I have at least some good news - he eats "young roaches, grasshoppers, katydids, ants, and other insects," but not people! Hooray! Still creepy tho

He does look much better than a spider or a roach, but if he can't tell me how to save money on my car insurance, he gets the heave-ho, too.

 

[rbella]

^^^OMG!

That was hilarious!!! I maintain, he was NOT cute!

 

[SkylarV217]

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Originally Posted by rbella BTW, I swear to God if anyone makes this an avatar I will friggin' heave.

I was soo contemplating that right before I read that or at least putting in my siggie lol , I just didn't know if I could part with my Cowboy ..

 

[concertina]

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Originally Posted by ratmist I was *this* close to walking out of WALL-E as a result of his little cockroach friend.

Wall-E has a cockroach friend?!!?!

...I don't think I can go see that now. *shudder*

 

[concertina]

Awww, I love geckos! Remind me of my time in Hawaii. And they're so helpful; eating all the other nasties (like cockroaches) that I can't stand...

I am sorry it scared you though.

 

[plastikpony]

I was reading up on geckos, and it appears that they are preyed upon by cats and large spiders... I have to say... your cat isn't being very productive...

the good news is, they tend to move around a lot... so your gecko should've moved on by now...

that, or your cat already ate it.

 

[rbella]

^^^Trust me, FiFi's lazy ass didn't eat it. She has not gotten out of her shoe box all day.

 

[macslut]

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Originally Posted by rbella As I finally drift off into my slumber, my friggin' cat, FiFi, jumps up on to my stomach and runs across my body and off the couch. What the hell was she trying to do? Sometimes she just decides to wig out. Needless to say that sent me into a frenzy of freakouts. Was she chasing the monster? Oh My God? Had it JUST BEEN ON TOP OF ME? I couldn't stand it.

OH GOD, my cat does that and I hate it! I jump out of my skin every time and I don't have weird pink monsters lurking under things. I am convinced he just wants me up because he is up.

I tensed right up when I read your post. I don't deal well with creepy crawlies. But, your cat may have already hunted it down and killed it. Let's hope you don't find a "gift" in your shoe.

 

[macslut]

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Originally Posted by rbella ^^^Trust me, FiFi's lazy ass didn't eat it. She has not gotten out of her shoe box all day.

I posted before I read this. Maybe it just went away. My prayers and thoughts are with you during this trying time.

 

[rbella]

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Originally Posted by macslut OH GOD, my cat does that and I hate it! I jump out of my skin every time and I don't have weird pink monsters lurking under things. I am convinced he just wants me up because he is up. I tensed right up when I read your post. I don't deal well with creepy crawlies. But, your cat may have already hunted it down and killed it. Let's hope you don't find a "gift" in your shoe.

That's so gross. I will die, DIE!!! If she actually dared to pick her lazy, fat behind up and kill this monster to save her mother, I might actually re-gain some respect for her. However, if she vomits it or dumps it in anyway into one of my personal belongings, that's it. She will no longer get her tuna juice as a treat. ok, she will. i totally spoil her.

 

[rbella]

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Originally Posted by macslut I posted before I read this. Maybe it just went away. My prayers and thoughts are with you during this trying time.

And I posted before I read this. Ahahahaha!!! That is awesome, you are hilarious!!

 

[rbella]

USELESS
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[lanslady]

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Originally Posted by rbella USELESS​

AWWWWW! She looks like my Maine Coon, her name is Banky. She's uselss too unless for entertainment purposes when she talks to herself while looking in the mirror.

 

[SkylarV217]

Awww she's not useless look at the picture ... she's so busy scouting for creepy crawlies that she can't bother to look at the camera.

 

[SkylarV217]

PS .... You need to change your siggy to this :

I’m sorry, you must have mistaken me for somebody else. My name is Anastasia Beverhausen. Anastasia like Russian Royalty, Beverhausen, like……….where the beaver…live.