so I have to go back and read every single page of this thread, because I cried laughing at the first page, but a few things that came to my mind IMMEDIATELY were: - nude lipstick that's not really nude, just light as hell - chalk browbone highlight - baby powder and flour-esq highlighting on the face (sometimes I want Ben Nye to discontinue that banana powder smh... IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE!) - a full lash line to lid wash of ONE COLOR (i KNOW women of all races do this, but i wanted to throw it in there anyway lol) - un-blended lip liner - VIVA GLAM NICKI 2! MY JESUS! SOME OF US JUST CAN'T PULL THAT ONE WITHOUT ALTERING IT. A LOT. - open bobby pin eyebrow shapes - lining the lips outside of the natural lip line (i don't know many of my sistas that don't already have full lips, why are you lining all up into the middle of your cupid's bow) - THAT IGNANT STARK WHITE LINER IN THE WATER LINE! IF YOU DON'T GET A PEACH TONED LINER! the market has stuff available that's more fitting than styrofoam white! - SNUFFALUFAGUS TARANTULA LEG BEAUTY SUPPLY LASHES APPLIED WITH WEAVE BONDING GLUE! JUST. STOP! i did the black/dark brown lip liner with gloss thing in middle school and IT WAS THE SHIZNET BACK THEN (hard candy lip liner was my ish!). but ummm, i'm about to be 30 next year, so i don't want to see this anymore lol!