Bimbos unite!

[User93]

hehe i trust laperle wont call me any nasty names :

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You bf is funny Sanayhs.. what do you do for job?

 

[BrokefromMAC]

I want a cool nickname.

 

[laperle]

Kensie, I think every single person that goes into plastic surgeon for a nose job says: I just don't wanna look like Michael Jackson! LMAO

My mom repeated that shit so many times to the doc. I just kept laughing.

Samantha, I'm not afraid of nicknames, I've already have stuff I really hate, but I don't care.

Anita, I won't call you anything nasty, unless you want me to. You know, to teach you some useful portuguese for intimate moments.

 

[laperle]

Here's Katie's list updated, especially for Alibi:

Coachkitten (me): Katie
KikiB: Katie
Krasevayadancer: Adina
stv578: Nora
Darkishstar: Elaine
Tam Eva LeFay: Tam Eva
Sanayhs: Samantha
Gigglegirl: Hannah
clslvr6spd: Allison
Nunu: Nora
elegant-one: Mrs Spy/Mommy
Susanne: Susanne
purrtykitty: Karin
CantAffordMAC: Rebecca aka Mama Orangatan
BrokefromMAC: Rachel
Korbi: Kelly
Glam8babe: Becky
Zantedge: Casey
Chocolategoddess: Kensie
Laperle: Mariana or Mari
Panther27: Jessica
Rbella: Something starting with a D.
Alibi: Anita

 

[Sanayhs]

I oh-so-glamourously clean hotel rooms. At least it's a new, 4-star hotel, so it could totally be worse.

Mari, you will now be Keith. Rachel, you're porkchop.

 

[laperle]

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Originally Posted by Sanayhs I oh-so-glamourously clean hotel rooms. At least it's a new, 4-star hotel, so it could totally be worse. Mari, you will now be Keith. Rachel, you're porkchop.

Mari-Keith

Ok, Samantha, I accept. I feel like those chinese who pick a western names.... I have an american name now! And if it's sticks, I'm so going to rock a Keith Richards avatar.

 

[User93]

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Originally Posted by laperle Anita, I won't call you anything nasty, unless you want me to. You know, to teach you some useful portuguese for intimate moments.

ahahha

I DO know some hot portugese words, right?

But girl, you gotta teach me something later so i can surprise me bf! Oh and I also know some random stuff i know for fun like .. "viado", "bobalhao" haha, though i never use them

Sanayhs, any job is a good job i think [aslongasitpaysforyourmac]

When my job pisses me off, im always thinking that im actually happy to have at least something.

 

[Sanayhs]

An American name given to you by a non-American?

 

[laperle]

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Originally Posted by Sanayhs An American name given to you by a non-American?

An anglo-saxon name, madame. Forgive my stupidity, please.



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Anita, viado and bobalhão are really useless and it's so stuff one guy call another... I'm pretty sure you've heard gostosa, gata, linda, tesão, minha russa...

 

[User93]

hehe lol Mari.. Minha russa - no lol, ppl keep callimg me russian as i live in Moscow while in fact i have a very little russian blood and hardly look slavic.. I have dark hair, dark eyes etc

Though, i live in Russia since i was a kid and speak russian fluently

So my bf, who obviously knows this story of my life lmao doesnt call me russian haha! But other names look familiar

Can i assume your ex who came to you all across the world taught you some hot russian words? Or it gonna be my objective?

haha

 

[Sanayhs]

It's ok, Keith, I forgive you.

Now, now, you two, if you're going to be using naughty words, you have to translate for the rest of us, too!

 

[laperle]

Nita, that was a loooooonnnnnnng time ago. I was 18 and we called each other sweet animal names and the rest was in english and portuguese. My russian is pretty poor compared to your portuguese. And that a was a juvenile relationship, full of medvezhonok, yozhik and crazy animals we could create.

Though, I've dated/hooked up half the nations in the world after that. No, I'm exagerating, but I've had a lot, since I spent many years for international film festivals.

 

[laperle]

Samantha, those weren't really naughty. I wouldn't go too heavy in a public chat.

 

[User93]

Sahays - that words mean "sexy", "beautiful", "kitty cat", "my russian girl" in portugese (am i right in translating Mari? I mean, thats something close to that!)

Mari, my portugese sucks, i know only those hot names, plus a few phrases my boyfriend taught me for fun! ("oi"/"blz?"/"eu sou brasileira!" <<< perfect examples of my portugese!) I have no idea how "medvezhonok" or "ezhik" can possibly be in portugese! I gonna teach you some useful russian in case your next boyfriend gonna be from here!

 

[laperle]

perfect translations. tesão is horny, but can be used as an adjective.

oh, i know much more stuff in russian, but they are completely random. i used to see a lot of russian old films and also tarkovsky's (i fall asleep watching his movies, though). the russian montage served as inspiration for many avant garde movements, so we really have to study them.

i don't want a russian bf. i wanted my german back, but i'm afraid it's not gonna happen. so, for now, i'm waiting life surprise me!

 

[User93]

oh i would fall asleep watching Tarkovsky aswell.. Movies are great to learn a language from, btw this new "wanted" blockbuster with Angeline Jolie was filmed by a russian director (Timur Bekhmambetov). Life gonna surprise a Jungle Queen like you for sure! (every time i see your "jungle queen" status or signature, i start singimg "King of the bongo" by Manu Chao. LOL! Don't you want a geographically closer bf though? Distance sucks

Damn i miss my boyfriend

 

[laperle]

Nita, I don't know how to find a decent bf here, seriously. I've had a lot (because I broke after 2 weeks), but I don't manage to keep my interest.

I'm way too different to fit the 'regular brazilian guy' expectations. And I end up finding them boring and predictable. Plus, I have my mood problems.

The best guys here end up being my friends, 'cos they are all taken. And, if there's something I AM NOT is a homewrecker.

I'd better be alone, than being in a relatioship I don't feel excited about. So, yeah, life's gonna have to surprise me!

 

[rbella]

Quote:

Originally Posted by elegant-one Hi...haven't haven't chatted with you in such a long time Holy Crap! I had a ton of business stuff etc. to do - come back & you guys have yacked up a bunch of pages Hooya BooBie Bimbos

I missed you.

Rbella has been sad.

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Originally Posted by Sanayhs Hiii all. I read through the pages, but am not really retaining information right now. Back from work, exhausted and huunnngry. My boyfriend just offered me his ass for supper, ew.

I agree, this is too much for my head to handle!!!

I'll try to pop in once in awhile to say, "hi", but I can't keep up. I can't keep up!! Help me!!!!

Did you tell your boyfriend you have a much tastier ass you could have for dinner? (mama baboon's)

Hi Alibi

 

[User93]

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Originally Posted by laperle Nita, I don't know how to find a decent bf here, seriously. I've had a lot (because I broke after 2 weeks), but I don't manage to keep my interest. I'm way too different to fit the 'regular brazilian guy' expectations. And I end up finding them boring and predictable. Plus, I have my mood problems. The best guys here end up being my friends, 'cos they are all taken. And, if there's something I AM NOT is a homewrecker. I'd better be alone, than being in a relatioship I don't feel excited about. So, yeah, life's gonna have to surprise me!

I understand you soooo good in that!

I also never met any decent guy here before, and now i have my bf so i don't want anyone else. I dont know how i would date anyone else if we break-up. And just like you, before i always chose to be alone rather than dating some random guy. Plus yeah, i have mood troubles too sometimes :/ You gotta tell me more about "brazilian guys expectations" so i can have an idea if i fit! You are smoking hot and so cute, im sure life is already packing a surprise for you

Rbella - heeeey hun! I missed you and your stories about "mama Rbella" and "mr rbella'.

 

[coachkitten]

Hello everyone and Happy Saturday!

Welcome Anita to the Bimbo thread!

Adina thanks for the advice on finding a dress. I am going to try Cache, Bebe, and Ann Taylor later today so hopefully something there will work. I am not the biggest fan of David's Bridal so hopefully I won't have to try finding something there. I found a dress that I really like from Nordstrom but I can only buy it online.