Finish My Story..........

[Shimmer]

eat cupcakes and paly with glitter glue...

 

[MAC_Whore]

Then I realized that I had confused the two and was eating cupcakes frosted in glitter glue. I felt sick. I started to throw up, but then....

 

[Shimmer]

I thought about the everyone else has had more sex than me bunny and I felt

 

[MAC_Whore]

that funny feeling I used to get when I climbed the ropes in gym class. Wait a second! What in the world is in my pants? Is that a....

 

[hyperRealGurl]

bird............a plane???? no! its SUPER CRABS TO SAVE THE DAY.... only to find out it wasnt super crabs but superman hiding in my pants....and this is what he said...

 

[Juneplum]

we must fly away together to save you from becoming..

 

[Hawkeye]

An underpaid beurocrat. So we went up high in the sky where we saw Paul McCartney in red speedos.....

 

[hyperRealGurl]

and thought he look sexy as a beast... only if he...

 

[kaliraksha]

would consider shaving his back hair. I proceeded to reach for my emergency razor when...

 

[giz2000]

all the contents of my bag spilled out, and there was a giant tub of wax, so I.....

 

[hyperRealGurl]

Decided to try to give myself full body wax... but when i went to jump in come to find out the tub of wax was hard so i bounced back..I Kinda felt like Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty Dumpty had a ...

 

[Shimmer]

bright pink pony with a purple blazing saddle. Together they

 

[hyperRealGurl]

went off the Never Never Land to see PeterPan, but to their dismay Peter Pan did not want to come out and play be he had a bad case of Salmonella posioning. So we lwft to get see JIF. And JIF wanted too...

 

[Juneplum]

go to the mac store and roll around in the stock room but..

 

[MAC_Whore]

when we got to the MAC store they were launching Barbie loves MAC. There were looney women everywhere with craaaazed looks in their eyes. I got so scared, I ran. Ran like the wind. Until.......

 

[GalleyGirl]

I saw the last Malibu Barbie lip gloss on the counter! I made a grab for it, and

 

[hyperRealGurl]

jumped this lady azz. because she was reaching for the L/G at the same time i did. By then the MA's were looking at us like we were crazy...

 

[Juneplum]

but it didn't matter because i got it b4 they did! just then i heard a sound..

 

[MAC_Whore]

..it was my Blackberry ringing. To my surprise, Dick Chaney was on the line. He called to ask if I could pick him up a Barbie, as he was a huge collector. I said sure and hung up. Wait...how did he know I was here?

Is that what they use our satelites for? Oh well, next thing I new someone walked up and gave me a black steel box. I opened it to find....

 

[User34]

the secret key to...