RepeatToFade
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Hahaha all these are so funny, I'll have to listen out and remember all the things my bf says about my make up.
funny things your husband/bf/whatever has said about makeup..
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brixton
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He says I look like a little kid with Legos quote]
The husband thinks MAC is like toys or candy - pretty playthings!! He can't believe they're doing a Dame Edna collection - thinks that's hilarious.
Still, he laughs at me when I wear Girl About Town - too PINK. Or he'll say, Don't you have a colour like that already?
They just don't understand the subtle differences between magenta and fuschia...
Lyssah
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It was so cute!! I dropped my pan of eyeshadows that contained Patina on xmas morning - I was so upset because my fiance brought them for me for my birthday so he said when MAC opened we'd go get the replacement eyeshadow.
He called Mac Pro this morning and spoke to the MA that i am friendly with and asked her if she had an eyeshadow called "Palletina, in Pallet form".. It was pretty funny!
He called Mac Pro this morning and spoke to the MA that i am friendly with and asked her if she had an eyeshadow called "Palletina, in Pallet form".. It was pretty funny!
MissResha
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LMAO@everyone else. hilarious! smoke screen. bwahaha!
my bf is a shoe collector, he literally has more sneakers in his closet than the law allows.
so anytime he tries to insinuate that i have some sort of problem due to all the makeup i have, i quickly remind him of his shoe hoarding and how he CLEARLY isn't trying to channel his inner Flo Jo, so he should stfu lmao. I don't even think Carl Lewis had that many damn pairs of sneakers.
but as far as my makeup goes, he always comes over and just stands there shaking his head. his only real interest is in my red lipsticks...because he's a perv. he always picks one up and says "Do you think this one will stain...?" and kinda motions his eyes "below" with a big perverted smile on his face. jeeez...
but at the same time, he knows i love girly stuff so he doesn't say too much about it, he calls me a kid ina candy store. i mean hell, he DID drop $300 in Sephora for me for my birthday last month
gotta love him for that!
my bf is a shoe collector, he literally has more sneakers in his closet than the law allows.
so anytime he tries to insinuate that i have some sort of problem due to all the makeup i have, i quickly remind him of his shoe hoarding and how he CLEARLY isn't trying to channel his inner Flo Jo, so he should stfu lmao. I don't even think Carl Lewis had that many damn pairs of sneakers.
but as far as my makeup goes, he always comes over and just stands there shaking his head. his only real interest is in my red lipsticks...because he's a perv. he always picks one up and says "Do you think this one will stain...?" and kinda motions his eyes "below" with a big perverted smile on his face. jeeez...
but at the same time, he knows i love girly stuff so he doesn't say too much about it, he calls me a kid ina candy store. i mean hell, he DID drop $300 in Sephora for me for my birthday last month
flymestza
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This conversation just happened a few days ago when the hubby and I returned from a CCO.
Hubby: Babe get me some water.
Me: Umm, I'm in the middle of something right now so you will have to wait or get it yourself.
Hubby: Please Babe, I'm thirsty and besides I just took you to get your fire shit.
Me: Huh???....oooooh are you referring to my flammable paint you freak???...lol
Hubby: Fire Flammable same thing...lol
We were both laughing. He also does this thing when I know he really likes my look. He always does a double take then comes up to me and says "Hey there, I'm Allen...how you doin??? He cracks me up!!!
Hubby: Babe get me some water.
Me: Umm, I'm in the middle of something right now so you will have to wait or get it yourself.
Hubby: Please Babe, I'm thirsty and besides I just took you to get your fire shit.
Me: Huh???....oooooh are you referring to my flammable paint you freak???...lol
Hubby: Fire Flammable same thing...lol
We were both laughing. He also does this thing when I know he really likes my look. He always does a double take then comes up to me and says "Hey there, I'm Allen...how you doin??? He cracks me up!!!
SarahStarlight
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At first my boyfriend didnt understand how I could watch hours upon hours of makeup tutorials and then I would waste my makeup trying to copy the look, but now he is really supportive and often asks "which look are you doing now?" I told him that wearing makeup helps me feel better about myself.
But now he often points out mistakes! " Your right eye is a little bit darker then your left" -_- Oh well, better then not noticing at all I suppose
But now he often points out mistakes! " Your right eye is a little bit darker then your left" -_- Oh well, better then not noticing at all I suppose
PnmnianPrincess
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These are too funny! I don't have too many stories just yet because I've only been with my bf for about 4 months now, but here are some of them:
BF: Yes, I am avoiding kissing you on the lips because you're wearing that lip gloss again
(P.S. Every once in a while I'll steal a kiss and yell "AHAHAHA LIP GLOSSED!")
::when I'm putting on eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara, curling my lashes or anything to do with my eyes::
BF: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! EWW EWW EWW EWW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(he's creeped out by anything touching his eyes, so me touching my eyes makes him cringe. sometimes he has to leave the room and everything)
BF: I'm really good at noticing things, so if you change your makeup, I can say "hey your makeup looks different today"
Me: You didn't notice my eyebrows
BF: What about them?
Me: I drew in the back third of my right eyebrow
BF: ...why?
Me: Because it's not there
BF: ...really?
Good job Mr. Observant
I know there will be more to come. We have a pact, he doesn't ask me how much I spend on my makeup and I don't ask him how much he spends on his Yu-Gi-Oh cards. He's such a dork, but he's my dork
BF: Yes, I am avoiding kissing you on the lips because you're wearing that lip gloss again
(P.S. Every once in a while I'll steal a kiss and yell "AHAHAHA LIP GLOSSED!")
::when I'm putting on eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara, curling my lashes or anything to do with my eyes::
BF: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! EWW EWW EWW EWW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(he's creeped out by anything touching his eyes, so me touching my eyes makes him cringe. sometimes he has to leave the room and everything)
BF: I'm really good at noticing things, so if you change your makeup, I can say "hey your makeup looks different today"
Me: You didn't notice my eyebrows
BF: What about them?
Me: I drew in the back third of my right eyebrow
BF: ...why?
Me: Because it's not there
BF: ...really?
Good job Mr. Observant
I know there will be more to come. We have a pact, he doesn't ask me how much I spend on my makeup and I don't ask him how much he spends on his Yu-Gi-Oh cards. He's such a dork, but he's my dork
X4biddenxLustX
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Not really a boyfriend but this one guy, one time I was over his house and just laying down next to him. He pointed to my eyelid area and said that when girls don't have that purple glitter stuff on there eyes (as in my purple eyeshadow rofl! ) they look really different. This happened a while after I tried to explain to him what eyeshadows and different makeup items were, to which he replied: "I KNOW what eyeshadow is" lol. If thats the case then why is it being called the "purple glitter stuff then? haha.
Another time after we were kissing for a bit, he just all of the sudden stops and is staring at my face. I was feeling a bit nervous thinking theres something on my face or something. He just points to a random part of my face and asks what is it that I have on my face. And I was like you mean foundation...? Then he tells me to stop wearing it because it tastes funny when he kisses me. So we go on and on for about 5 minutes about how I'm not going to stop wearing foundation. He finally says he has the perfect idea and that he'll just kiss me on the lips only so he wont have to taste my foundation haha!
Last year whenever I would go to see him I'd have to take the trolley to get to his place. But on the way to the trolley station was a macy's with a MAC counter so I'd make a quick stop there and pick up an eyeshadow and stuff every now and then. Whenever I'd get to his house I would always make sure to show him what new goodies I got ( like a little kid at show and tell lol.) and show him the different colors and things. And just talk about makeup for a good 10 15 minutes and he'd listen, well at lest it looked like he was listening to me the whole time! He's even learned about the B2M program when I mentioned I seen a pretty color lipstick and was gonna get it for free if I took my old containers back.
A different guy, and ex bf of mines from forever ago spotted me at the MAC counter paying for my goodies. We ended up meeting outside Macy's and having a quick chat. He goes on to say that he seen me at the makeup counter and I said yes I was at the MAC counter paying for my things. He says that I'm crazy for shopping there cause all their makeup is so expensive and to just use cheap drugstore stuff. I tried to explain to him the difference in quality, pigmentation, and how I like the much larger color selection. And he just tells me that my makeup looks great and that I look great and that he guesses that I actually do know what I'm talking about lol.
Another time after we were kissing for a bit, he just all of the sudden stops and is staring at my face. I was feeling a bit nervous thinking theres something on my face or something. He just points to a random part of my face and asks what is it that I have on my face. And I was like you mean foundation...? Then he tells me to stop wearing it because it tastes funny when he kisses me. So we go on and on for about 5 minutes about how I'm not going to stop wearing foundation. He finally says he has the perfect idea and that he'll just kiss me on the lips only so he wont have to taste my foundation haha!
Last year whenever I would go to see him I'd have to take the trolley to get to his place. But on the way to the trolley station was a macy's with a MAC counter so I'd make a quick stop there and pick up an eyeshadow and stuff every now and then. Whenever I'd get to his house I would always make sure to show him what new goodies I got ( like a little kid at show and tell lol.) and show him the different colors and things. And just talk about makeup for a good 10 15 minutes and he'd listen, well at lest it looked like he was listening to me the whole time! He's even learned about the B2M program when I mentioned I seen a pretty color lipstick and was gonna get it for free if I took my old containers back.
A different guy, and ex bf of mines from forever ago spotted me at the MAC counter paying for my goodies. We ended up meeting outside Macy's and having a quick chat. He goes on to say that he seen me at the makeup counter and I said yes I was at the MAC counter paying for my things. He says that I'm crazy for shopping there cause all their makeup is so expensive and to just use cheap drugstore stuff. I tried to explain to him the difference in quality, pigmentation, and how I like the much larger color selection. And he just tells me that my makeup looks great and that I look great and that he guesses that I actually do know what I'm talking about lol.
Kuki
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his sister isnt at all into make up and neither is his mother, so you can imagine he knows NOTHING about make up at all! so once he bought me a single mac eyeshadow as prezzie called surreal, i hardly ever use it but its the only thing he knows because he picked it. everyday i wear different colours depending on my mood and he will ask 'are you wearing surreal??" even if im wearing blue black purple brown, doesnt matter, he always asks!lol and everytime i now speak to people about MAC/make up, he insists on saying "have you got surreal? its soo surreal!" same line everytime!! and people think he is a bit loopy!!!
just now,abotu 10 minutes ago i came downstairs wearing cranberry e/s and metal x gold spice & forged rose (which i must say, looked really cool) and he looked at me for a few seconds and said "OMG! you look like you got ringworm on your eyes!!!! shall i give you lamisil???"
( ringworm = a fungal infection!!!!! eeeuwww! i had it when i used to scuba dive at the time we met, and he still remembers me having it so everytime he sees red on me he thinks its ring worm!lol)
brownubian
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This man is quite a character! When were are in the mall and start approaching the MAC counter he will hold his stomach to act like he is sick and has to go to the restroom (or make up some other theatrical performance) just so he won't have to hang around...I just laugh and let him because he does it every time.
The last time we were at the counter...he went directly in front of the MUA, stared at her like a 3 year old and was like "wow, babe she wears those long things on her eyes too"
(she had on lashes).
He can be helpful sometimes. He once turned my face to the side and started "blending" my makeup on my face with my neck and jawline!
The last time we were at the counter...he went directly in front of the MUA, stared at her like a 3 year old and was like "wow, babe she wears those long things on her eyes too"
He can be helpful sometimes. He once turned my face to the side and started "blending" my makeup on my face with my neck and jawline!
X4biddenxLustX
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Lol I just thought of another man cosmetics moment that involved my dad instead. I use to keep all my brushes in a special cup for easy access in the mornings. I did my makeup in the living room table one day and returned too late that night to bring my brushes back to my room. The next day I wake up and find pencils, pens, markers in my brush cup! I was just like wtf? and questioned everyone in the house about it until my dad admitted it was him and that he thought it was suppose to be a pencil holder lol.
hello_kitty
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My husband is very good with my MAC obsession. He doesn't complain about going to the stores, and likes to look at the colors and suggest ones I should get. He even helps me organize stuff, and depot, yay! I think he likes seeing me in makeup, so his only complaint is that I have all this stuff, but hardly ever use it, so I am trying to change that, for both me, him, and his wallet.
One time, though, he told someone, "Oh, she's in the kitchen, cooking her crack over the stove" when I was depotting, I didn't think that gave a good impression, lol.
One time, though, he told someone, "Oh, she's in the kitchen, cooking her crack over the stove" when I was depotting, I didn't think that gave a good impression, lol.
minni4bebe
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I hide most of my mac trips from him! He would flip if he knew how often I went there. And if he is with me and we are nearing a mac counter, I stop and he keeps walking. LOl and when I depot, he calls me a crackhead...cooking crack in the living room lol.
hawaii02
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Ignorance is pure bliss when it comes to my husband and makeup. I had my e-mail open to Urban Decay's Book of Shadows. The computer locked up and I asked him to take a look at the pc. Husband saw what my e-mail was open to (minus the images because it was in my spam box) and said "UD Book of Shadows?? That sounds like a computer virus."
hello_kitty
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Heh, I suppose! I got him talked into a lot of stuff from the Hello Kitty collection, using Valentine's Day and our wedding anniversary (which is Feb 29th... so doesn't even exist this year, haha) as an excuse for him to spend all that money. He just laughs and goes "OK."
His help is greatly appreciated, though. Sometimes I'm scared of breaking something, so I give it to him, so if it breaks, I have someone to yell at
Originally Posted by Septemba
^ LOL, hello_kitty! He helps you depot and choose your shadows, that it so sweet! I think that is so romantic. 
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Heh, I suppose! I got him talked into a lot of stuff from the Hello Kitty collection, using Valentine's Day and our wedding anniversary (which is Feb 29th... so doesn't even exist this year, haha) as an excuse for him to spend all that money. He just laughs and goes "OK."
His help is greatly appreciated, though. Sometimes I'm scared of breaking something, so I give it to him, so if it breaks, I have someone to yell at
