{GAME} Would you rather....

[Hilly]

mustache please!

Would you rather have one eyebrow (and you can never draw the missing oner on or have bangs)

or have constant diarreah

 

[MACATTAK]

Yipes!
I'd rather: have one eyebrow (and you can never draw the missing oner on or have bangs)

Would you rather:
Wear a diaper the rest of your life
or
Lose an eye

 

[Hilly]

lose and eye.. because i can still dress the lid up with makeup!

would you rather live in a cage and be forced to go-go dance with no music at your job

or

be a fluffer (give porn stars boners so they can preform through "manual stimulation")

 

[frocher]

....

 

[MACATTAK]

^^^

I'd rather:
be a fluffer (give porn stars boners so they can preform through "manual stimulation") At least I wouldn't be in a cage!

Would you rather:
Have a horrible body odor attached to you 24/7
or
have a witch nose with a huge mole attached to it?

 

[MACATTAK]

Whoops too slow!

I'd rather have a tail!

Same one:
Would you rather:
Have a horrible body odor attached to you 24/7
or
have a witch nose with a huge mole attached to it?

Hilly...does a fluffer actually have to do anything with the porn stars? Or just prance around naked?

 

[Hilly]

body odor!!! yeeecchh-don't want to look like a witch!

i think a fluffer does it all, but im not sure. it's pretty dirtaaay i'm sure

Would you rather

date a hot guy with a smelly penis

or a hot guy with a teeny, can't feel it penis

 

[MACATTAK]

I'd rather: date a hot guy with a smelly penis. I've been with a guy with a tiny penis and I could never get over it. I couldn't feel a damn thing!!!

Would you rather:
have moles all over your vagina
or
have a deformed vagina?

Forget that fluffer thang then! I'd take the cage!

 

[rosenbud]

Give me the Moles!! Not keen on having a whistler lol
OK Would you rather:

-sleep with a rat in the bed
or

-sleep with a snake in the bed

p.s I'm talking about rodents & reptiles here not a Male Human Being

 

[MACATTAK]

^^ Yuck!!!! I guess I'll take the rat!

Would you rather:
Have large cockroaches running all over your house
or
1 rattlesnake hiding somewhere in your house?

 

[panda0410]

LOL - I'll take the rattler, I have a phobia of cockroaches since childhood!!

Would you rather
swallow or spit??? yes - I think you get what I mean...LOL

 

[slowhoney]

Haha, you guys are so totally gross! I wish we could all hang out.

Swallow. Spitting is just rude.

If it's in your mouth anyway... who cares?

Would you rather:
Be urinated on and get paid OR
Urinate on someone else?

 

[frocher]

.........

 

[panda0410]

Kill it, definitely. Skinning animals seems somehow screwed up....???

would you rather-
dob in a neighbour who is bashing his wife even though she STAYS with him after he's done it

OR

continue to be friends with them and ignore it

 

[frocher]

.......

 

[MACATTAK]

Ahh..both are equally disgusting. I guess I'll take the cup of snot!

Would you rather:
Have a hairy tarantula climbing on your face
or
be stung by 20 bees?

 

[slowhoney]

A hairy tarantula on my face because they're rarely harmful. Bee stings HURT!

Would you rather...
Live without music OR
Live without TV/movies?

 

[MACATTAK]

Live without music.
Would you rather:
Find pubic hair in your food or
drink a cup of spoiled milk?

 

[GreekChick]

Spoiled milk anytime! Kthxbye!

*Oh god, I completely gagged at the pubes*

Would you rather...(taking reference from the Two girls and a cup thread)
Eat your own vomit
Or
Eat your own doodoo.

 

[cupcake_x]

Hahahaha, probably eat my own vomit.

Getting inspiration from the post above mine,
Would you rather watch 2girls1cup for one hour straight
OR
Meatspin.com for one hour straight?