Have You Ever? (Adult Edition)

[Tsunami Rose]

Not watching, but there was someone sleeping in the living room.

Have you ever bought KY at Walmart? (just curious if anyone else has done it, its so embarassing)

 

[Mac Slut]

Quote:

Originally Posted by aziajs Oooohh...good question. No. Along those lines, have you ever swapped partners with another couple (swinging)?

Lol, swinger here!! Yes, many times, sharing is caring!!!

Have you ever had sex while at someone's house for a party, get together, lunch, etc??

 

[user79]

Yes.


Have you ever faked an orgasm just to get it over with?

 

[ilovegreen]

God yes !

have you ever given a rusty trombone ? (definition in the urban dictionary)

 

[babiid0llox]

Nope

And those that would like a definition (from urban dictionary of course

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rusty trombone 2688 up, 496 down The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.
While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.

Edit: SORRY! Forgot to add a question.

Have you ever been fingered by your SO whilst in a car?

 

[KikiB]

Yep...

Have you ever done one of those obscure sexual things that are defined on Urban Dictionary (the common ones like blowjob don't count)?

 

[user79]

I honestly don't know, I don't spend much time reading the Urban Dictionary. But if it's anything like the rusty trombone, I wager to say no.


Have you ever had masochistic fantasies (ie rape fantasy, being used by a group of men, being punished, etc) ?

 

[CantAffordMAC]

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissChievous I honestly don't know, I don't spend much time reading the Urban Dictionary. But if it's anything like the rusty trombone, I wager to say no. Have you ever had masochistic fantasies (ie rape fantasy, being used by a group of men, being punished, etc) ?

Yes, definetly.

Have you ever had sex in front of a pet?

 

[KikiB]

Not sex but definite R-rated fooling around.

Have you ever found lingerie in your SO's drawers that did not belong to you?

 

[Pixiya]

Nope

Have you been caught by your parents having sex?

 

[CantAffordMAC]

Yes I have, lol

Have you ever had sex in the woods?

 

[lizardprincesa]

Yes. In the woods.

Have you ever been in the midst of having sex,
and a rambunctious kitten came in the room &
pounced on *something anatomical* ?

'It' was moving, so it was "prey".

(This was a long time ago, before I even married my ex.
It really happened! Ex got scratched! Guess where?! & The cat was a male!)
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[lizardprincesa]

Ok, then, I'll reply to lizardprincesa

lol
(no, I'm not a narcissist! I'm just unable to post about MAC, as it sickens me that I can't afford anything from the Electroflash discussion)

grrrr meowmewmew

Ever done it in the back of a bus ? (counts extra if it was in central Mexico)

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[KikiB]

Nope

Have you ever done anything naughty on a bus?

 

[pumpkincat210]

No, never had the opportunity.
Did you ever have sex with other people in the room without them knowing it?

 

[iluffyew769769]

nope.

Are you part of the mile high club?

 

[revoltofagirl]

not yet but my fiance is a pilot...

have you ever been peed on?

 

[Pixiya]

No xD

Have you ever cried during sex?

 

[CantAffordMAC]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixiya No xD Have you ever cried during sex?

yes

Have you ever sucked a mans toes LOL

 

[blindpassion]

haha I dont think so

Have you ever had an intense makeout session in a hot tub?