I want Night Violet mattene but here's what went down yesterday with my mom.
Mom: Every time I see you, you're in some form of purple or pink
Me: Really? I hadn't noticed.
Mom: Yeah, I meant to say something
Me: So you're saying you got a problem
Mom: no, BUT, I know you have more stuff. I'm your mother, I pay attention to things.
Me: Oh, play the mother card.
Meanwhile, husband is over to the side giggling.
So in my head, I feel like my mother is going to spank my hand if I go near it. Just Great.