I had hoped to love these...
Tom Ford Black Orchid - GAG-O-RAMA! I'd heard such great things about it and I expected to like it and just NO. Ugh there's something in it that pulled awful on me.
Guerlain Shalimar - I think, after reading reviews of how classic this perfume was, I expected to love it, but it just doesn't mix with my chemistry.
YSL Opium - Same with above.
I like heavier scents like Dior Poison(depends on the day), Midnight Poison, Dune(some say it's not heavy but it is on me), Thierry Mugler Angel, Alien, etc. so I really expected to like these.