What the hell is wrong with me??

[AdlersMommy22]

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The side effects can last until you get your period but usually not that long. They should start to taper off. These symptoms are also those of pregnancy. Plan B is pretty effective if you took it as soon as possible after the condom broke (72 hours best, 120 hours good too). It is generally 89% effective. Just make sure that if you don't get your period in 3 weeks to get a pregnancy test. Good job at taking EC after the condom broke! If more girls did that there would be less abortion and less unwanted children in the world

That's a quote from a reg nurse that works with planned parenthood.. so maybe that explains my symptoms.... I cant see where I'd get preggo symptoms this soon as it's only been 6 days since I had sex. (well.. it was exactly @ midnight last tuesday night/wednesday morning lol)... I heard implantation doesnt even occur until 7-10 days afterwards.... You'd think I'd know what the hell was going on since being pregnant before.. wtf.

 

[TISH1124]

I think you will be fine....Not sure why but I think the worse of this disaster is over...

 

[jdechant]

^Agreed..., don't worry girl!! You took the pill the very next day..You did the most responsible thing you could do..I think you'll be just fine!!

 

[AdlersMommy22]

Thanks girls.. I tend to freak myself out over this.. I have more internal drama that I voice over specktra than anyone who lives around me really realizes... I seriously dont open up about this kinda stuff to anyone else except for you girls... LMAO

Im supposed to be going to Springfield to see a guy friend of mine (NO SEX THANK GOD!!) who ive been friends with for 7 years and havent seen in 6 on thursday.. we've had this planned for like... 3 months (he lives in jersey and used to be my son's father's roomate when they played minor league ball together.. he's like 27)... and I just am going to be pisssssssssed if Im freaking out over this and not enjoying myself! argh

And you're righ tish- this whole thing has been SUCH a disaster. grrrr

 

[TISH1124]

If not we can take you on Jerry Springer with the Black kid and the white kid...OMG what would the Catholic Church say LOL I'm sorry but I had to make a joke .....

 

[jdechant]

HAAH..or MAury...he's King paternity tester..lol...THAT show just went from ok to crazy the past few years...

 

[AdlersMommy22]

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Originally Posted by TISH1127 If not we can take you on Jerry Springer with the Black kid and the white kid...OMG what would the Catholic Church say LOL I'm sorry but I had to make a joke .....

LOL what black kid???? And if my church hasn't excommunicated me yet... then I doubt they ever will. Ive mad some hellacious bad decisions. LOL.

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Originally Posted by jdechant HAAH..or MAury...he's King paternity tester..lol...THAT show just went from ok to crazy the past few years...

Dude... Maury is my mother effing fave man. Paternity test results are the freaking best.. "so in so.. you are NOT the father" (crazy screaming) "so in so.. you ARE the father" (crazy screaming)

 

[AdlersMommy22]

ps tish i totally enjoy catholic jokes. not gonna lie. Its a guilty please that im pry going to hell for.

 

[jdechant]

Hehe..a little innocent catholic humor for y'all...

Little Tommy was having trouble in math, so his mother enrolled him in a Catholic school, thinking the discipline would help him. When Tommy came home with an A on his first report card, his mother was thrilled "Tommy, how did you do it!" "Well," he replied, "when I got to school and I saw the guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they were serious about math."

 

[TISH1124]

^^^ lol

 

[TISH1124]

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Originally Posted by AdlersMommy22 LOL what black kid???? And if my church hasn't excommunicated me yet... then I doubt they ever will. Ive mad some hellacious bad decisions. LOL.

We can not get on the show with a standard...Whose your daddy theme..we have to spice things up!!

 

[AdlersMommy22]

You mean I have to have sex AGAIN?!?!?!? ^

 

[AdlersMommy22]

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Originally Posted by jdechant Hehe..a little innocent catholic humor for y'all... Little Tommy was having trouble in math, so his mother enrolled him in a Catholic school, thinking the discipline would help him. When Tommy came home with an A on his first report card, his mother was thrilled "Tommy, how did you do it!" "Well," he replied, "when I got to school and I saw the guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they were serious about math."

my mom's a catholic school teacher and i just read her that and shes going to tell it to everyone @ work tomorrow. LOL

 

[jdechant]

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Originally Posted by AdlersMommy22 my mom's a catholic school teacher and i just read her that and shes going to tell it to everyone @ work tomorrow. LOL

HAha...too funnny... I went to a catholic school from grade 3 to grade 6 ...I think if all the kids thought that..they would of excelled in MATH..haha..I'm guessing that you went to a catholic school then growing up?? Did you go to public school as well?? I almost think they had more bad kids in the catholic school then they did in the public one..at least in my case..lol

 

[TISH1124]

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Originally Posted by AdlersMommy22 You mean I have to have sex AGAIN?!?!?!? ^

HELL NO!!!

you need to pretend you are practicing to be a NUN for a while

 

[AdlersMommy22]

^^I need to pretend like someone stapled my vagina shut.

 

[AdlersMommy22]

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Originally Posted by jdechant HAha...too funnny... I went to a catholic school from grade 3 to grade 6 ...I think if all the kids thought that..they would of excelled in MATH..haha..I'm guessing that you went to a catholic school then growing up?? Did you go to public school as well?? I almost think they had more bad kids in the catholic school then they did in the public one..at least in my case..lol

oooo yeah. I had more problems in catholic school than public but its because the school is so closely tied with the parish.. and the people in the parish that were rich- they thought their kids deserved more attention and more........everything, than any other kids. it was a friggin joke if you ask me. Catty, catty bitches. I went 3rd-8th grade.. then went to public HS..

 

[TISH1124]

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Originally Posted by AdlersMommy22 ^^I need to pretend like someone stapled my vagina shut.

Or get one of those big staplers and do it yourself...Take a vicodin first...

 

[jdechant]

^^HAHA, I wonder if they have one of those "do it yourself" manuals for that.....oh man...how funny would that be when she had to tell her next bf that they wouldn't be having any kind of sex anytime soon due to staples..lol

 

[jdechant]

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Originally Posted by AdlersMommy22 oooo yeah. I had more problems in catholic school than public but its because the school is so closely tied with the parish.. and the people in the parish that were rich- they thought their kids deserved more attention and more........everything, than any other kids. it was a friggin joke if you ask me. Catty, catty bitches. I went 3rd-8th grade.. then went to public HS..

Lol, I think the reason for some parents to putting their kids in catholic schools was one last attempt at saving their devil children..lol