funny things your husband/bf/whatever has said about makeup..

[redambition]

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Originally Posted by CantAffordMAC And I would put on my lips, and he'd always want to kiss me, but I wouldnt want to mess up my lips, so he'd poke his lips out and I'd do the same, so we would give a very light peck so my lips would stay done

this is what my boy does too!!! it's a whole little act he does when i have lip stuff on... puckers his lips at me, but acts all cowardly like i'm going to hurt him

the funniest bit is that after the little peck he smooshes his lips together to distribute whatever colour he has picked up from my lips evenly.

he also went hunting for and found the MAC Cosmetics page on Facebook... became a fan... then wrote a post on the MAC wall about how much i love them! teeheehee

 

[lanslady]

When I first started dating my husband, years ago, I spent the night and he let me sleep in his bed while he slept on the couch. I fell asleep with my makeup on because I was so exhausted, well the next morning I catch him looking at his pillow with a perplexed look on his face and I ask him:

me: why are you staring at the pillow?
him: there's no makeup on it, no residue at all.
me: and, why should there be?
him: because you're wearing makeup.

I just laughed because he said he was so used to past girlfriends' makeup being all over his pillow. I just explained to him that they wore way too much most likely, or sweated a lot.

The other funny thing is, he asked me would I save him or my MAC collection if a hurricane/tornardo etc came through, and I said "my MAC, you have legs and can save yourself!". He just looked at me like "gee thanks honey!" LOL

He he loves to watch me put my makeup on, he's done this since we got together, 15 years now. He says he's still in awe of how I do it and how talented I am at it. So sweet.

 

[CantAffordMAC]

Haha, I have a few more

Once we were walking through the mall and I had just kissed him...we get into the MAC store and he looks at himself in the mirror and he has gold glittery gloss all over his lips and he gasps and wipes it off, and says he cant believe he walked through the mall like that

Whenever we went into MAC, hed plop himself into one of the chairs, and sit there, bored, waiting for me LOL.

When we went into Sephora, he'd do the same thing. Only I think he'd like Sephora better, because they had q-tips, and he'd sit in the chair, cleaning his ears, waiting for me LOL

And when I have my brushes sitting out, he'll take the big fluffy ones and rub them on his face, and close his eyes and make this face, like he was in heaven LOL. he liked how soft my brushes were haha

 

[pat]

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Originally Posted by CantAffordMAC When we went into Sephora, he'd do the same thing. Only I think he'd like Sephora better, because they had q-tips, and he'd sit in the chair, cleaning his ears, waiting for me LOL

hahahahahahah that is a effing classic. hella funny!

I think if my boyfriend did that, I'd walk so far away from him as possible. hahahaha...

 

[pinkxsushii]

"Only I think he'd like Sephora better, because they had q-tips, and he'd sit in the chair, cleaning his ears, waiting for me LOL"

 

[User93]

i believe the whole make-up idea scares my boyfriend. He refuses to kiss me when i have "that strange stuff you just have to put on yourself" aka tinnted conditioner, but poor guy can never say if i have or no, so ne always ends up with colored lips, trying to take it away with hands. His look when he sees MSF for example is priceless. Its something between a shock, fear and curiosity.

Also, he was always saying "dont wear make-up cmon" and was very againt it (he wishes!). So the other day we hang at home, im all with messed make-up after laying, then we have to get ready, so im standing by the mirror doing makeup and he is walking back and forth packing his things. Then he sudddenly looks at me and says "what did you do with yourself???... You look nice". You gotta see his face, i wasnt even offeneded.

Beauty Mark - He is all the same! I can have eyes lined a lot, plus eyeshadow in pink, brown, grey, and he will ask if im wearing anything! Hilarious.

 

[duckduck]

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Originally Posted by CantAffordMAC Only I think he'd like Sephora better, because they had q-tips, and he'd sit in the chair, cleaning his ears, waiting for me LOL

And here I thought my boyfriend was the only one. The first time he did it, I just ignored it, but the second one, I grabbed a Q-tip and started doing my own ears. He looked momentarily embarrassed, then said "I don't think you're supposed to be doing that here" and hasn't done it since

On the plus side, he often notices and compliments my makeup and even remembers the name of the makeup blogs I read. Occasionally he'll notice me looking at FOTD's and say silly things like "ohh, she's shiny", "you should do your makeup like her!", or "wow, that one has purple eyes!".

My favorite thing, however, is from an episode of the Simpsons where Homer invents the "makeup gun".

My boyfriend will occasionally notice a girl with a lot of makeup on who hasn't blended much and proclaim that he thinks she has been hit with the makeup gun. LOL.

 

[lala_ura]

O gosh, all of these are hilarious.
Recently I was getting ready to go out with my bf to the movies..and on the way out I decided I wanted to touch up my lipstick. I grabbed chatterbox and started reapplying it in the bathroom and him watching in the doorway. I put the cap on and started to leave when he stopped me, grabbed a towel, wet it, and wiped off the corner of my mouth. All the while he's saying "You went outside the line!"

 

[BeautyPsycho]

 

[kobri]

I put mascara on one of my guy friends before and he loved it! He wanted to wear it the rest of the day, only he forgot to take it off before hockey practice so all the guys found out as it was running down his face.

 

[ppalada]

my bf tries to put up with my makeup obsession.

example #1: At a MAC store, I go straight for what I want/need and he walks around the store. So i ask him to help me find a pink eyeshadow.
He comes back with a few swatches on his hand, NOT pink. Purple, blue, black, silver, everything BUT pink. freakin colorblind. hahahaha
Me: thats not pink
Him: i dont kno, they look the same

example 2: another time at a MAC store at Brea Mall, I literally caught my guy putting on lipgelees, self consciously. He was all hunched over, but I caught him, that weirdo!! I gave him a weird look and he responded embarrased "whut?, im bored" lmao..i teased him about it for the rest of the day

EDIT: so I asked my man again today why he was putting on lipgelees awhile back at the mac store, and he reminded me that it's because he didn't have his chapstick and his lips were chapped and he found a color that didn't seem to have much color (after he swatched it on his hand) .... hahah my goodness, what am i to do with this guy? haha

i have more, but I having difficult time remembering them. Ill post if I remember.

 

[Beauty For Ashe]

Oh my God! These were soooo hilarious. I am laughing because every time we go out my boyfriend waits until I start my makeup before he even takes his shower. Here recently, he started asking, "Are you doing eyeshadow?" He knows if I do my eyes that's at least an extra 15 minutes. I always say..."You're with a makeup artist...this is that I do!"

 

[val-x]

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Originally Posted by lala_ura O gosh, all of these are hilarious. Recently I was getting ready to go out with my bf to the movies..and on the way out I decided I wanted to touch up my lipstick. I grabbed chatterbox and started reapplying it in the bathroom and him watching in the doorway. I put the cap on and started to leave when he stopped me, grabbed a towel, wet it, and wiped off the corner of my mouth. All the while he's saying "You went outside the line!"

awwwww that's so sweet of him!

 

[eskiepeskie]

These are so funny

My boyfriend works in IT support and I got this email from him at work the other day -

"You have some explaining to do missy!!

Because of you I now see Mac and instead of thinking PCs I am thinking makeup!!!

Argh!!"

Hehe oops! Makes me laugh to think of him at work when they are discussing mac computers and he is thinking makeup!

 

[pat]

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Originally Posted by eskiepeskie "You have some explaining to do missy!! Because of you I now see Mac and instead of thinking PCs I am thinking makeup!!! Argh!!"

aw... that's so cute. hahaha... it shows how much he's paying attention to you.

really though, that's hella cute. haha

 

[Mabelle]

my boyfriend hates that i love makeup. Whenever i stop to put it on her says " I don't like it! I can't see you're skin!" He says that even when i'm wearing eye makeup and blush. What he means is he can't see my freckles.

Or when im wearing a lipgloss, and he doesnt notice at first and kisses me, he says " uggh you make my lips sticky!"

He's cute about it though. Iknow that he hates taht i spent so much money on make up, and would rather i not wear it, but he does support my love of it too. He works downtown (the area with prostores) and he went and picked up a blush pan and did a b2m for me. When we went to New York he went into a couple of sephora's with me and waited so patiently. He even charmed the ladies at one.

I did a rainbow look the other day, and he said "ohmigod, how many hours did that take you?!" i said 15-20 mins and he called me a liar.

 

[kaexbabey]

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Originally Posted by florabundance LOL @ "go and watch your smoke screen tutorial", that's hysterical The only thing my baby has ever said that made me laugh loosely regarding make up was: HIM: So, what have you been up to? ME: Ohhh yesterday I went to MAC HIM: *Laughing* You went where? ME: MAC...like, MAC Cosmetics? HIM: Oh, I thought you were trying to be cool and shorten MacDonald's he's special lol

lol! that's something my husband would say too

 

[kaexbabey]

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Originally Posted by elegant-one Smoke Screen LOL! fortunately my dh supports my whole love of makeup. Every time I get a new package, he'll say, "is it another pink lipstick?" The funniest thing with him is that I have this 1/2 inch ledge about 6 inches up from the counter in the main bathroom that goes all along the whole counter top & on this little ledge I have all my favorite color lippies & glosses. But, if he goes in there at night in the dark to flip the light switch on, he hits them by accident & they fall all over the place like dominoes. Its funny cause you can hear them crashing & him grumbling. So, I wait (laughing to myself)...comedic timing...wait, he just about has them all put back up on the ledge...then I say, "I hope you put those back in the right color order!... hahahahah...silence from him. Makes me laugh every time.

lol poor guy

 

[kaexbabey]

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Originally Posted by TDoll We were near my vanity area the other day and he was all like picking up the brushes and when he picked up my skunk brushes he was like, "what do these even do?" and I explained and he was like, "why do you have 3?" So I explained and told him how I use one of them for my Fix+, and he was like, "I like to spray it on...I mean, don't you just like spraying it?"....lololol. I KNEW he was using it in the bathroom! I caught him using it once, but now I know he's using it more. He's such a guys guy too which is hilarious. He tries so hard to understand... Now I've got to convince him that it's actually a "makeup product" and not just a super cool face spray that sits on our counter so he doesn't use it up!

LOL i love this story

 

[kkischer04]

I've always liked it when my husband compares makeup application to home improvment, or something else manly thats hands on...

"So have you done your 5 layers of shalack yet?"
"Did you remember to buff then prime?"

And my fave, "Did you alllow atleast an for each layer to dry?"

I still find these comments funny, because I don't wear most of my stuff except for going out and special occassions