funny things your husband/bf/whatever has said about makeup..

[panther27]

Mine knocked over one of my paint pots to the floor and he was like,I just knocked over one of your perfumes!I told him that it's not a perfume-duh-and he asked me what it was.I told him that it's a paint pot.He said,EXACTLY,face paint lol.Ahhh he'll never understand

 

[Repunzel]

i remember it around x-mas time a long time ago,and i was excited about a hoilday collection that was out,and said to my b/f i'm going to m.a.c. he thought why do mac trucks sell makeup. lol.he had no idea it was a cosmetic company

 

[kaexbabey]

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Originally Posted by Repunzel i remember it around x-mas time a long time ago,and i was excited about a hoilday collection that was out,and said to my b/f i'm going to m.a.c. he thought why do mac trucks sell makeup. lol.he had no idea it was a cosmetic company

LOL! well this isn't my husband, but his friend. my husband was telling his friends how i love mac and how much he spent at a MAC store since there isnt one near us so i asked him to get me some pro pans when he want to D.C. for a check up. anyways, he was telling his friends and one of them said "i had no idea your wife liked mac trucks, she seems too girly!" lol

and the other day at the cco my husband said, "look, fafi!" (he sounded a bit excited lol..) and the SA did a double-take at him when she heard that hahah

 

[Lexxiii]

Hmm... well, once I made my man sit and watch me put my makeup on and I gave him a thorough explanation of what everything was for. He was actually fascinated, which was adorable!

 

[x.DOLLYMiX.x]

My boyfriend thinks every bit of make-up is called a fluidline lol, he says oh that fluidline looks good on you. Then I say that isnt a fluidline its a eyeshadow its so funny and cute lol.

 

[Nadeshda]

My bf is actually pretty good about this, he picks up on things I tell him easily so he's quite educated lol The other day, I was doing his sister and his mom's eye makeup, just to see what I should do for them at a wedding we were attending. I asked for his opinion, he was like "this color would be nice", "this could be blended a little bit more", but the best one for me was when he said about his sister "her brows should be thinner, more arched so you could get more room for the eye makeup!".

He knows about my MAC obsession, and I can't get MAC where I live. One of his cousins who lives near Lisbon (our capital) got married and we went a few days before the wedding to help out. Since the wedding was a month before my birthday, I went to the MAC store to collect my birthday gift (his idea

). He spent the whole week after that just looking at me and giggling "I went to the MAC store!!"

He also teases me whenever we go to the mall where I get my ArtDeco goodies. As soon as we get to the mall, he'll ask me "So... wanna go to Douglas?". He's such an enabler! He even admits to it.

He's into computers (like high-end, water-cooled, overclocked gaming computers), and, more recently, moutain biking, and neither of those are cheap hobbies AT ALL. He looks at me and goes like "Well, at least your hobbie is not expensive! That's why I push you to buy more makeup, so I don't feel as bad for my expensive hobbies."

And he actually listens to me while I'm rambling about makeup, I ordered some samples from EverydayMinerals and the other day he was "When is your order arriving? The one from... from... er... wait, don't tell me!...uhm.. EverydayMinerals! That's it, isn't it!!" He's just too freaking adorable

 

[Princesa Livia]

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Originally Posted by Nadeshda My bf is actually pretty good about this, he picks up on things I tell him easily so he's quite educated lol The other day, I was doing his sister and his mom's eye makeup, just to see what I should do for them at a wedding we were attending. I asked for his opinion, he was like "this color would be nice", "this could be blended a little bit more", but the best one for me was when he said about his sister "her brows should be thinner, more arched so you could get more room for the eye makeup!". He knows about my MAC obsession, and I can't get MAC where I live. One of his cousins who lives near Lisbon (our capital) got married and we went a few days before the wedding to help out. Since the wedding was a month before my birthday, I went to the MAC store to collect my birthday gift (his idea ). He spent the whole week after that just looking at me and giggling "I went to the MAC store!!" He also teases me whenever we go to the mall where I get my ArtDeco goodies. As soon as we get to the mall, he'll ask me "So... wanna go to Douglas?". He's such an enabler! He even admits to it.

Thats so cute!!! Really sweet of your guy

 

[joshnicath@gmai]

My boyfriend couldn't find the marinating brush one night and told me to get one of my make up brushes!

WHAAATEVER!

 

[Fuzynvl2101]

LOL these were some hilarious stories!
My husband supports my habit pretty well. But, he says things like that...''I'm going to have to clean 5 chimneys today to pay for that make-up.''
We were just at a MAC store a week ago, and he was all complementing the mua's eyeshadow color, and how she put it on so nice. LOL He has been begging me to let him ''do'' my make-up. He says he can do it. I'm still scared,lol.

 

[kittykit]

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Originally Posted by CantAffordMAC When we went into Sephora, he'd do the same thing. Only I think he'd like Sephora better, because they had q-tips, and he'd sit in the chair, cleaning his ears, waiting for me

LOL!

One day my bf's at my place waiting for me to get ready to go out (we're just started dating). Suddenly I heard him shouting, 'OMG... It's so scary!! Why are you BENDING your eyelashes?!' Yup, he calls lash curler - eyelash bender!

I came home from the hair salon on Monday with a black shopping bag.
BF: BLACK SHOPPING BAG!! Oh no!
ME: No, it's not what you think it is...
BF: Phew!!!!

He asked if MAC here has already given me a royalty card because I've probably contributed 20% of their annual revenue.

 

[NutMeg]

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Originally Posted by kittykit BF: BLACK SHOPPING BAG!! Oh no!

 

[pinklips1207]

my husband respond when:

"i hate that red lipstick on you, you look like a damn hooker!"

"why do you wear so much shit on your eyes?"

"how could a make up be so expensive if you have to wash it off after?"

those are just few things he used to say. He's used to it now and he just leaves me alone!

 

[aimerbijoux]

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Originally Posted by Beauty Mark "You're wearing makeup?" Totally serious, no sarcasm. I had purple and pink eyeshadow with glitter. It was obvious I was wearing makeup

ROFL! My bf has done this too!! I can't really remember what else he has said about make up, but when I took him to Sephora he looked completely lost. He just kept following me around and stared around as I was swatching stuff on my hand. Occassionally i'd say isnt this pretty?!? and he would just be like uh huhh.

He's too cute but he supports my habit (usually) by pulling out his credit card hehe. other times he bashes it lol

 

[preciouscharm]

here's a new one "i like ur powder stuff todayy" he ment my eye shadow.

or he jokes before I go out, "go wash your face right now"

o i love him

 

[Kayteuk]

I love the fact my new bf/BBF helps me pick out make up. My old bf hated it because it got "All over his face" ....Pff! It didnt but he was a bit of a freak. Some of these quotes are having me in hysterics!

Y'all have some funny and great guys! =)

 

[blindpassion]

My boyfriend dated a MAC artist (whos a friend of mine) for two and a half years, and wow, his knowledge overwhelms me sometimes!

Boys are so adorable when they know little things about makeup.

 

[Kayteuk]

Awww thats so cute! I wish mine knew a bit more sometimes! lol!

 

[blindpassion]

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Originally Posted by Kayteuk Awww thats so cute! I wish mine knew a bit more sometimes! lol!

hehe they will learn. they will learn

 

[x.DOLLYMiX.x]

Me and my bf were watching x factor the other day and hes like omg look at the state of her eyeshadow it is soo unblended. He comments on everyones make up its so funny.

 

[stronqerx]

i always end up going to the mac store with my boyfriend, and all the MUAs noe hime already ! He goes through everything asking them about the skin care stuff (because hes really into taking care of his skin & wants me to do the same !). Well it just so happens that my local mall has a free standing mac store and right across from it is a sephora (it's so funny watching the MUAs always spying to see what each other is doing), and i wanted to change it up and get some MUFE and urban decay, and we went in and he said to me "Why don't we just go to mac, it's the best brand and plus those grls do their makeup better" lmaoo it was so funny and he said it soo loud.