Masturbation...

MAC_Whore

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Masturbation. Good fun. I highly recommend it. 'nuf said.
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Shimmer

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Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovexnerdsx
for the past year i've been lusting a man i can't have.

it's my only choice
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usually about once every other day? depends on my mood. my record is 23x in one day. that was a loooooooonngggggg night.


ps jamie you are mf'ing hero. adopt me please.


hahaha if I did that I don't think it would be legal to tell you what I know.
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Shimmer

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I gave my kids the "Kids cost a lot of money, let's do the math" talk. They, particularly my oldest, were completely horrified and wondered why I didn't drown them in a burlap sack upon birth.
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My advice is don't be afraid to enjoy yourself, and if you have inhibitions being with the person you're with, you're probably having sex with the wrong person.
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Ms.Amaranthine

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Masturbation.. is so.. blah. I hate it. It may sound stupid, but I'm better than any man when it comes to pleasing me and it's just over so quick. I feel kind of used. By myself! Haha. I wish it were more drawn out or that I weren't so damn good.

But, I am.
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With that said, it depends on my hormones. Some times of the month, it's three or four times a day.. and then I'll go three weeks before I remember I even have genitals.

As for giving kids "the talk". My mom decided to give it to me only after I had a kid. I guess late is better than never. Am I right?
 

somethingsinful

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shimmer
I'm literally one of the most ADD people you'll ever know. I can do it. I won't even tell you about steering the car down central expressway.
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you are my hero
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alexisdeadly

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I am with you on that lady. I have an extremely high sex drive. My boyfriend and I have been together for a bit over 5 years. Our sex is great but I don't see him as much as I used to. I have needs!!! lol
 

angeluv009

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Its a new year... im not gonna lie... lol. i think that everyone does it and now its craaazy b/c sometimes i fall asleep b4 i can finish.... lol. i think im getting old.
But doing it myself doesn't compare to my bf going down there.... ahhh
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Honey B. Fly

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i think the most ive ever donw is 4X in one day, and that was like once every 2 months, usually id just do it at night almost everynight right b4 id fall asleep..

now that i have a way sexy man to help me lol i like doing it only for him to watch (and he can last only watching for like 60secs hahaha), something about him watching me is very exciting haha
 

Addicted_2_MAC

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Quote:
Originally Posted by NutMeg
Once a day. Occasionally I'll miss a day if I'm really tired or something. but usually once a day.

im the same
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MAC_Whore

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Quote:
Originally Posted by chocolategoddes
WOW! you all do it a lot. I know what I'm getting you all for your birthdays....... hand sanatizer!

That was pretty funny. Cracked me up!
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anmackey85

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Ok I am admitting this only because you guys don't really know me but I really believe I'm addicted to porn and masturbation which is really bad because I'm still close to being a virgin and have never had good sex
 

Jennifer Mcfly

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Quote:
Originally Posted by FemmeBella86
What's a pocket rocket?

only the best handy lil vibrator around!!!! this is by far my fave toy to get in and get the job done! put this lil bugger on your clit and your only seconds away from ecstasy!!!!
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it's quiet and GREAT for travel!!! I even used it one time while driving (i know, totally unsafe) but what a thrill!!!
 

Jennifer Mcfly

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i forgot to add....i usually masturbate about 5 times a week...with or without my boyfriend around! although, usually more when he's around b/c he loves it!
 

MAC_Pixie04

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I tried it once while he was around, and it was distracting and I think he picked up on it lol. He was like "I'm distracting you aren't I...should I go in the other room?" I felt bad, but it took me like 3 times longer than it would normally would with him around than by myself.

But yes, you can't go wrong with the pocket rocket; screw all the bells and whistles of other, complex looking toys. And they cost like $8!! I've gone through 2 and I don't feel bad, it's less than I spend on dinner!
 

Ketchup38

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Once in a while...they come like buses (pun intended)
Sometimes I don't think about it for months...then some days..I'm like non-stop once I get a minute..
 

chocolategoddes

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Quote:
Originally Posted by nadiaanya
bumping..............................

why? what more is there to discuss?
it feels good. that's it. lol
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