Words or phrases people say that drive you insane?

[stronqerx]

Well I am hispanic so there's a lot I hear in my family that drives me crazy.
My mom started saying sketchu instead of schedule. That eventually caught on and now everyone in my family says sketchu instead of schedule, even some family members that speak perfect english.

Bald ones for waldbaum's...how this came out? I have no clue.
Maldonals for Mcdonald's

There's probably a lot more but those are the top ones that drive me crazy lol

 

[LMD84]

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Originally Posted by Septemba LOL!!' 'Chuddy'...! My fiance is English and I have been exposed to this slang of which you speak. I remember the first time he called me duck, me: don't..! Aussie slang doesn't me bother me, I think we probably share a lot of the same words.

the worst ones are the old men who come in my shop and say 'right then duckie!' duck is bad and duckie is terrible!!!!!

 

[jrvt2]

My absolute worst of all time: " I seen this guy..."
My ex-boss used to say that and I felt like screaming, "that's not even a proper sentence!" every time he said it...

 

[OfficerJenny]

This is more text/online related but anything like this

SO LiiKE ii WAS TOTALii DOiiN DiiS THiiNG && ii WAS TOTELii YA!!!!!!

 

[06290714]

great topic/post.

i can't stand when people (mostly guys) say:

-whaddup cuz
-whaddup blood
-what it do
-what it do shawty

i kAN'T sTAnD Dis ShIeT eIthEr WeN pPlZ tyPe aNd SpeLl thIngS alL KrAzY.

 

[ImMACnificent]

"I aint got none".

 

[Shadowy Lady]

I haven't read the whole thread but I hate it when people say "aft" instead of afternoon and "din" instead of dinner!!! It just annoys me so much and I have no idea why

 

[Septemba]

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Originally Posted by LMD84 the worst ones are the old men who come in my shop and say 'right then duckie!' duck is bad and duckie is terrible!!!!!

But I can forgive anything said with that gorgeous accent!!

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Originally Posted by Shadowy Lady I haven't read the whole thread but I hate it when people say "aft" instead of afternoon and "din" instead of dinner!!! It just annoys me so much and I have no idea why

Yes, meet my aunt... lun = lunch, geez it's a single syllable... does it have to be shortened!

 

[Rennah]

The stupid phrases my mom makes up annoy me...

"Are you joking me?"
"Fabulicious!"

 

[Dr_Girlfriend]

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Originally Posted by MxAxC-_ATTACK I cant stand when people say " (insert Noun) Is the Sex " This makes no sense, and makes you sound like an idiot.

Oh my God! My sentiments exactly. That one and "ya know what I'm sayin'" after every sentence. I had an interview for a new technician at my pharmacy. I'd ask a question and she'd was just "uh... ummm.... blah blah comment... ya know what I'm sayin'?" Yes hun, I know what you're saying. I'm not deaf or dumb.

 

[k.a.t]

My friend says 'brung' instead of 'brought' - drives me crazy, and yes I've told her many times but to no avail.

 

[Willa]

I try sooooo much not to make these mistakes when I write or speak english

Reading all of you reminds me how bad people can also write in french, it's ridiculous. They sometimes invent words!!!

 

[Urbana]

'thats the way i am, and you have to like it'
sorry?????????????? must i??? no! i hate it when ppl are rude and they say that phrase and its like i have to listen to their rude coments. no please, you better change your ways and have some respect!!!

 

[Rosario]

People trying to sound smart but using the word BASICALLY too much!
or the word dude at the end of every freaken sentence!!!!!!!

 

[Lyssah]

I used to be in customer service for like 2.5 years and I hated hearing;
referred to as "love"
or really feral people say "at the end of the day...." a lot.
I had one customer everything was;

"but at the end of the day, how does that help me? at the end of the day, I'm still left without [product], and at the end of the day, your just doing your job...blah, blah blah... etc."

*cringe*

 

[Lyssah]

oh and in my area people tend to say free instead of three! little bit of a difference.

 

[Larkin]

"Hot Mess"

 

[Leven]

fabulous

 

[kittykit]

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Originally Posted by Rosario People trying to sound smart but using the word BASICALLY too much! or the word dude at the end of every freaken sentence!!!!!!!

That is so annoying!! 'Basically it's like........... basically......'

Using the F word in business meetings drive me insane! It's really offensive especially when there are ladies sitting in the meeting room.

 

[DirtyPlum]

I hate the overuse of LOL and especially hate lolllllllzzzzz.

'Soz' makes me cringe too.