Hmm. Here are some of my pet peeves, mostly repeats of stuff that's already been said.
- clumpy mascara. spidery chunky lashes are not cute.
- black eyeshadow all over the lid. just that one color of black.
- white eyeliner on the upper lid. wtf? it looks ok at best on the lower lid (even that's stretching it, it usually looks unnatural, esp. if you have darker skin like I do)
- really pale lipcolors on really tan people. hello, corpse fashion!
- too much bronzer. it makes you look orange/dirty, not ~*sexy*~
- eyebrows that aren't the right shape, length, etc. for your face. i esp. dislike the "shave it alllll off, draw it in a super arch w/ liquid eyeliner" look
- mustaches on girls. when your makeup looks gorgeous and then i suddenly notice your stache, it makes me feel sad.
- wrong foundation color
- really bright, unblended blush
- eyebrows that are the wrong color for one's hair
- when people have BRIGHT eyes and DARK lips and LOUD cheeks. it's like a color explosion.
- lipliner that's darker than the lipcolor
- red lipstick that's bled or gotten onto your teeth.
- people who always look "done." it makes it look like you're trying too hard. i like maximum payoff with minimal effort.
- concealer under the eyesthat reflects the flash all funny in photos.
- heavily applied foundation. allow your skin to BREATHE! slapping makeup over it is not going to fix the problem if your skin itself is having issues. deal with that first.
- the "porn star look" on people who are too young, or don't have the right coloring. even the porn stars don't look that good in it.
- tanning, it never looks as good to me as their natural skin color
- people who are naturally redheads or really pale blonde who wear black black eyeliner and mascara. it doesn't look flattering, it looks severe.
- idk if nails count, but chipped polish annoys the hell out of me. as does one broken nail and then the person chooses to leave the rest of the nails long instead of filing them down to match!
- too much lipgloss, makes the lips look like they're melting
- frosty pale lipcolors in general
- any "normal" makeup that makes me look at your makeup instead of how it makes your face look better (obv. the artsy/creative stuff doesn't fall into this category)