Ooooh, I saw this thread and just couldn't pass it up!
You know, I never paid much attention to people's makeup until I really started getting into makeup this past year. But, now, I'm pretty judgemental.. which may or may not be a bad thing lol
Anyway.. A couple months ago, the hubby and I came across a woman in the grocery store who was the epitome of "fashionably challenged". It was actually quite scary.. Funny as hell, but, definately a little scary.
Now, picture this..
A woman who looked to be around maybe 40-ish years old and around 5'1 (just a little shorter than me.. I'm 5'2). We smelled her long before she got near us simply because she'd apparently bathed in her perfume that morning.. I wouldn't say she was really overweight, but, definately had some slight chunkiness going on.. which is only relevant because she was wearing a skin tight white sweatsuit looking outfit with the words "sexy" across the behind in pink letters (can we say muffintop?). Her foundation, which looked as if it were slapped onto her face with a putty knife.. like spackle or something.. was WAY too dark for her skin tone. I only know this because her hands and neck were really freakin white. Frosty eyeshadow, glossy lips, waaaaaaay too heavily filled in brows, and absolutely no blush at all. Red talons for fingernails.. with black swirly designs on them. She looked stuck up as hell, too.
She obviously thought that she was "the sh*t".
Brian, the hubby, actually said out loud, "Oh.. my.. God".
I wanted to grab her and shake the hell out of her while yelling, "HONEY, WTF WERE YOU THINKING!?".
I have seen women like this before. Do they honestly and truly think they're hot?!?!? All it does is make them look like they're trying waaaaaay too hard.