--"You better aks" or "ass somebody"---It's ask, three letters. Can you not spell it or are you dyslexic? And how did our conversation change from me needing to ask her something to me having something to do with her ass?
--"Seen" instead of saw - "I seen it happen"
--My husband, who is from New York, likes to say "draws" instead of "drawers". He asks me if there's any sock in the draws and I reply, "No. After folding the laundry, I put the socks in the drawERS."
--"Baffroom" instead of bathroom or any other time someone pronounces "FF" in place of "TH", like nuffin rather than nothing.
--"He/I AIN"T got nothin"---Really? Wow.
--When my husband says radiator by saying "rad" rather than "ray"
--People not knowing the difference between
"then" and "than"
"your" and "you're"
"its" and "it's"
"there", "they're", and "their", etc.
--Anything sounding remotely like the two links that were posted earlier ("Ghetto Delta" and "Royal")
--My mom says "deRsert" instead of desert, which is rather odd. She's from Samoa (formerly known as Western Samoa), and speaks English perfectly well, until she talks about the "dersert heat" in California. lol
My list can go on as well, but that's all I can think of for now...